dietchola: my life is just a text post that doesn’t get any notes
gabriellejoseph: EVERYONE NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG. LOL IT NEVER GETS OLD.
That's right, lick my ass before you go to bed....
“Where were you?” “What?! Downstairs.” “Oh. downstairs. And before that?” “Well, what time?” “Dad you know what? when I’m older I’m gonna find me a man like you. A boyfriend who I’ll marry and’ll come home at 1 in the morning while I’m sittin up here, cryin at home worried he’s cheating. Callin’ on...
about to violate the fuck out of my unfaithful...
I hope this shit stings his ass and he never forgets the words that are about to come out of my mouth right now for the rest of his life because that’s how long I have to deal with the fact that he played and DOGGED my mother out when I was young as shit. “Where’s dad, mom?” “Oh, i don’t know.”